Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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