Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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