it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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