Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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