How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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