So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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