let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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