turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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