Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Randomize
