nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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