brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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