yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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