Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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