I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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