fuck your aforementioned shoe
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
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