i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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