hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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