What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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