i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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