Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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