Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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