Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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