he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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