i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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