She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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