Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
