Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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