You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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