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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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