found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
third nipple confirmed
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
