Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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