Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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