I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
how does that bad decision feel?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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