I can tuck mytits in my pants
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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