And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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