The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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