So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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