its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
True but thats because hes a fetus.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I look excited, but its just a facade.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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