After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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