quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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