I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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