Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
