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Im on beer infinity
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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