I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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