It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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