Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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