Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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