Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
