What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
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