"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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