fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
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