found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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