you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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