We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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