I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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