HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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